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The Artist, The Writer, and The Bartender

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Three friends are at bar.

Two of them are single.

One is a writer, one is an artist, and the last one is a bartender.

One night, the bartender asks them which of them could create the perfect woman.

The writer and the artist both think they could create a better woman than the other.

The artist argues that he could create a woman whose very image would give a feeling of euphoria.

While, the writer argues that he could create a woman so amazing that dreaming of her wouldn't be enough.

The artist then laments that he could never give enough personality to woman that a writer could.

While, the writer laments that he could never see his perfect woman with his own eyes, unlike an artist.

Perplexed and angered by the initial question, the two ask the bartender how he would create the perfect woman.

The bartender gets up, walks over to a woman nearby, and then proposes to her.

The woman says yes and the whole bar erupts in cheers.

The bartender then turns his head to the writer and the artist and says "This is how."
Wrote this after thinking long and hard about my brother and I.

(editing is appreciated)
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Azerbaijani-heartatt's avatar
Is the ending that the bar tender proposed to his wife?