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Letter to Junior

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Dear Doctor Jones,

In light of recent events and your blatant thievery of our nation's historical artifacts, we have decided to take action. If you have not noticed by now, you should check your back right pocket where you often store your wallet. In its place, you will find a bag of sand with the exact same weight as your wallet. You may do with the sand as you please. However, we do recommend you refrigerate it just in case of nuclear fallout.

Yours Sincerely,

The Chachapoyan Citizens of Peru
Dear Chachapoyan Citizens of Peru,

!@#$ you guys.

Sincerely,

Indiana Jones
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